Mysterious Dialog: Eminem and Abraham Lincoln

Eminem Abraham Lincoln
Hey Abe, have you ever had to deal with a rental agreement in your time? Well Marshall, in my time, we didn’t have the luxury of having standardized conclusion of agreements like you do now. Negotiations were done by hand and sealed with a handshake.
I can’t even imagine. Speaking of agreements, have you ever come across a sale agreement sample in India during your presidency? No, that’s a rather modern concept. The only sales we were concerned with were the sale of human beings, unfortunately.
That’s heavy. On a lighter note, have you ever heard of an affiliate company? It’s a big deal in the digital age. No, I can’t say I have. But I’m fascinated by how the world has evolved in terms of business and commerce.
It’s truly remarkable. By the way, have you ever had to consider ADA ramp requirements for landings during your time as a lawyer? No, the concept of equal access for individuals with disabilities is something that came about long after my time.
Got it. I’m curious, do you know what the quarantine rules for COVID exposure were like during your presidency? COVID? I’m afraid I don’t know what that is. It seems to be a modern affliction.
True. Have you ever had to write a letter for extension of contract period in your political career? No, contracts were much simpler back then. A man’s word was his bond, and that was all that was needed.
Times have certainly changed. I wonder if you’re familiar with the land acquisition laws in India and how they’ve evolved over time? Land acquisition was a contentious issue during my time, especially in relation to the abolition of slavery. But I’m not familiar with the specific laws in India.
Understandable. Lastly, what are your thoughts on remuneration agreements in the modern workplace? As long as workers are treated fairly and compensated for their labor, I believe remuneration agreements are a necessary part of any employment relationship.
Wise words, Abe. Oh, before I forget, have you ever had to deal with the DFA Lipa requirements for passport in your diplomatic dealings? No, the Department of Foreign Affairs and passports as we know them today did not exist in my time. Diplomatic matters were much more straightforward back then.